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Funny jokes in 2025

What did Hashirama say to Madara?
– Did you get the messages I Senju?

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.
-So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.

What do you call someone who has a huge amount of Minions?
-A Minion-aire.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
– The lobsters in the kitchen.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?
-He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Do you have an inhaler?
– You took my breath away.

Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse!
– Llamas: You mean llamageddon.

What did the guitar say to the lead singer of the band?
-Stop stringing me along.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

That pet looks good on you but you know what would look better? Me.

What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
-Manda–L’Oréal (because worth it, he is!).

Did you hear about the Fortnite game about 100 cows fighting for life?
– They called it a Cattle Royale.

What type of dinosaur plays fortnite?
-A flossoraptor!

I do not get the point of decimals.
-I am more partial to fractions.

Kakashi, Kabuto, Sakon, Ukon and Kimimaro all have grey hair AND K’s in their names!XP

What did the furry spider say to its crush?
– oOOowoOOo

Sweet jeebus, this panda is hurt! Quick call the
– bamboolance.

What did Steve say to the Zombie?
– Do you want a PIECE of me?

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