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Funny jokes in 2024

How do you make holy water?
– You boil the hell out of it.

You could say Naruto was a real PAIN in the Akatsuki’s ass.

Why is a group of Uchihas not called a sharinGANG?
– Because they are all sharinGONE…

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail?
-Because he was set up.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

I don’t trust stairs.
-They’re always up to something.

Everyone’s excited for the new Minecraft movie.
-It’s sure to be a real blockbuster

Why did the math book look so sad?
– Because of all of its problems!

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
-Penal-Tea.

Why do Chinese people love playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote

(Spoilers for Shippuuden) Obito Uchiha is later found out as Tobi from the Akatsuki right?
– How can Obito still be alive when Sasuke and Itachi are the only Uchihas left?

“Is Your Name Danzo?
– Because You’ve Caught My Eye.”

What do you call a Zombie Pigman that steals your sword and armor?
-A HAMburglar.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Nun. 
-Nun who? Nun your business!

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
-It didn’t have the guts.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Cargo.
-Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!

Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart.
-Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

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