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Funny jokes in 2025

How do you make holy water?
– You boil the hell out of it.

You could say Naruto was a real PAIN in the Akatsuki’s ass.

Why is a group of Uchihas not called a sharinGANG?
– Because they are all sharinGONE…

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail?
-Because he was set up.

Why did the math book look so sad?
– Because of all of its problems!

I don’t trust stairs.
-They’re always up to something.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
-Penal-Tea.

Everyone’s excited for the new Minecraft movie.
-It’s sure to be a real blockbuster

Why do Chinese people love playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote

(Spoilers for Shippuuden) Obito Uchiha is later found out as Tobi from the Akatsuki right?
– How can Obito still be alive when Sasuke and Itachi are the only Uchihas left?

“Is Your Name Danzo?
– Because You’ve Caught My Eye.”

What do you call a Zombie Pigman that steals your sword and armor?
-A HAMburglar.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Nun. 
-Nun who? Nun your business!

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
-It didn’t have the guts.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Cargo.
-Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!

Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart.
-Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

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