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Funny jokes in 2025

What do you call an exploding monkey?
– A baboom.

What kind of meat do you get from Minecraft cows?
– Cornered Beef

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail?
-To the retail store!

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
-Because he was always spotted.

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey…
-Luke: Yoda, we’ve been walking for hours! Are you sure that we’re going the right way?

Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

What kind of vegetable is angry?
-A steamed carrot!

Why don’t matches play softball?…
– One strike and your out!

Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
– To see the butter… fly.

How do we know plants grow on other planets?
– The Venus Flytrap.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo.
-Cargo who? No, car go BEEP BEEP!

What does Princess Peach use to get things off the high shelf?
– A toad stool.

Knock knock. Who is there?
-Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.

That pet looks good on you but you know what would look better? Me.

Did you hear about the Fortnite game about 100 cows fighting for life?
– They called it a Cattle Royale.

What type of dinosaur plays fortnite?
-A flossoraptor!

What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
-Manda–L’Oréal (because worth it, he is!).

I do not get the point of decimals.
-I am more partial to fractions.

Kakashi, Kabuto, Sakon, Ukon and Kimimaro all have grey hair AND K’s in their names!XP

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