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Funny jokes in 2025

You know being self quarantined isn’t even that boring
-But I am surprised that there are 7884 grains of rice in one pack, and 7892 in another.

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Why do Fortnite gamers have great teeth?
-Because they love to floss at any given opportunity.

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Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
– Spongebob: Gee Patrick, it seems you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you ARE one!

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Why are swimmers good at soccer?
-Because they dive a lot.

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What does a karen do when they get mad at a computer?
– They demand to see the task-manager!

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What do I have to do to go from being your crewmate to your soulmate?

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What do you call an exploding monkey?
– A baboom.

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What kind of meat do you get from Minecraft cows?
– Cornered Beef

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Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey…
-Luke: Yoda, we’ve been walking for hours! Are you sure that we’re going the right way?

Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

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What kind of vegetable is angry?
-A steamed carrot!

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Where did the cat go when it lost its tail?
-To the retail store!

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Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
-Because he was always spotted.

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Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse!
– Llamas: You mean llamageddon.

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What did the guitar say to the lead singer of the band?
-Stop stringing me along.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

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Do you have an inhaler?
– You took my breath away.

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That pet looks good on you but you know what would look better? Me.

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What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
-Manda–L’Oréal (because worth it, he is!).

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