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Funny jokes in 2025

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.
– I just conduit.

Little Johnny: “I’m not going back to school ever again!”
– Mom: “Why not?”
– Little Johnny: “The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!”

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Juno. 
-Juno who?  Juno I love you, right?

Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
-Because they are never right.

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt.
– I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with

Ole: Vat da heck you do dat for, Sven?
Sven: Dat sign dere says “Low Bridge. No Vehicles Over Twelve Feet High.” Dis here camper is t’irteen feet!
Ole: Cripes almighty Sven, dere ain’t no cops around. Yust hit da gas pedal and go for it!

What is a Fortnite gamer’s favorite Disney character?
-Scar.

If Fortnite ever gets a sequel,
-it should be called February

My phone fell from the 20th floor,
– good thing it was in airplane mode.

Little Ole is troubled and asks his father Ole, “Did God make me or did Evolution make me?”
Ole tells him, “God did. First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.”
Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question.
Lena tells him, “Long ago we were like monkeys, but then we evolved to become like we are now.”
Little Ole runs back to his father and screams, “You lied to me!”
“No I didn’t”, Ole replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of da family.”

I named my wood chest “Morning” in Minecraft.
So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some “Morning Wood”.
– (This is an actual thing I have done, it’s not just a cheesy joke)

Why do programmers like dark mode?
– Because light attracts bugs

Would you like to connect the wires of your heart to mine?

Okay Google, do you believe in vampires?
– Vampires?!
– Well… Mosquitos are real.

Why did Naruto stop pursuing Sakura?
– Because it was Useless.

Why was the Walmart cashier good at playing Fortnite?
– Because he was an expert at tagging!

What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
-They grow cubic hair!

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
– Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and says, “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

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