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Funny jokes in 2025

What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
-They grow cubic hair!

Lena is in labor at the hospital ya know. The doctor tells them that he invented a pill that transfers some of the labor pain to
the father. To Ole’s dismay, Lena takes the pill.
Lena delivers a boy and Ole is happy it didn’t hurt too much.
Soon after they return home with their baby only to discover the mailman dead on their lawn.

Ole and Sven are sitting on the porch when Sven notices Oles socks. “Ole, did you know that your socks don’t match? You
are wearing one blue sock and one red sock.”
Ole replies, “Yep I know, funny ting is I have anudder pair just like it in my drawer at home.”

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
– Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and says, “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Naruto: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! *laughs*
– Choji: Watch it.

(Oc) Today I met a child playing minecraft, with all the sound effects being a single note from a keyboard
– A minor mining in A minor

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
-Because they’re so good at it!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey.
-Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!

Anette would be the best name for a girl
– standing in the center of a volleyball court.

Pikachu ran into Jolteon the other day.
-The energy in the room was electric.

I made a pencil with two erasers.
– It was pointless.

You know being self quarantined isn’t even that boring
-But I am surprised that there are 7884 grains of rice in one pack, and 7892 in another.

Why do Fortnite gamers have great teeth?
-Because they love to floss at any given opportunity.

Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
– Spongebob: Gee Patrick, it seems you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you ARE one!

Why are swimmers good at soccer?
-Because they dive a lot.

What does a karen do when they get mad at a computer?
– They demand to see the task-manager!

What do I have to do to go from being your crewmate to your soulmate?

What do you call an exploding monkey?
– A baboom.

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