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Funny jokes in 2025

Little Johnny: “I’m not going back to school ever again!”
– Mom: “Why not?”
– Little Johnny: “The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!”

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Juno. 
-Juno who?  Juno I love you, right?

Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
-Because they are never right.

Ole: Vat da heck you do dat for, Sven?
Sven: Dat sign dere says “Low Bridge. No Vehicles Over Twelve Feet High.” Dis here camper is t’irteen feet!
Ole: Cripes almighty Sven, dere ain’t no cops around. Yust hit da gas pedal and go for it!

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt.
– I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with

What is a Fortnite gamer’s favorite Disney character?
-Scar.

If Fortnite ever gets a sequel,
-it should be called February

My phone fell from the 20th floor,
– good thing it was in airplane mode.

Little Ole is troubled and asks his father Ole, “Did God make me or did Evolution make me?”
Ole tells him, “God did. First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.”
Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question.
Lena tells him, “Long ago we were like monkeys, but then we evolved to become like we are now.”
Little Ole runs back to his father and screams, “You lied to me!”
“No I didn’t”, Ole replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of da family.”

I named my wood chest “Morning” in Minecraft.
So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some “Morning Wood”.
– (This is an actual thing I have done, it’s not just a cheesy joke)

Why do programmers like dark mode?
– Because light attracts bugs

Okay Google, do you believe in vampires?
– Vampires?!
– Well… Mosquitos are real.

Why did Naruto stop pursuing Sakura?
– Because it was Useless.

Would you like to connect the wires of your heart to mine?

What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
-They grow cubic hair!

Why was the Walmart cashier good at playing Fortnite?
– Because he was an expert at tagging!

Lena is in labor at the hospital ya know. The doctor tells them that he invented a pill that transfers some of the labor pain to
the father. To Ole’s dismay, Lena takes the pill.
Lena delivers a boy and Ole is happy it didn’t hurt too much.
Soon after they return home with their baby only to discover the mailman dead on their lawn.

Ole and Sven are sitting on the porch when Sven notices Oles socks. “Ole, did you know that your socks don’t match? You
are wearing one blue sock and one red sock.”
Ole replies, “Yep I know, funny ting is I have anudder pair just like it in my drawer at home.”

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