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Funny jokes in 2025

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
-A carrot!

How do aliens harvest their crops?
– With tractor beams.

If I had six oranges in one hand and four apples in the other hand, what would I have?
-Really big hands!

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves.
-Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was DEAD.

What do you call something you can serve, but never eat?
– A volleyball.

Why is a group of Uchihas not called a Sharin-gang?
– Because they were all Sharin-gone.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger,
-by yelling, “Bang!”

Where do whiny Fortnite players get dropped in the game?
– Salty Towers!

Okay Google, what is your voice?
– [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hike.
– Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Iran. 
-Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!

Hey are you in Admin?
– Because admin love with you.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
-Nacho cheese.

I watched a soccer game that ended in a 1-1 draw…
-No 1-1

How do lawyers say goodbye?
-We’ll be suing ya!

It wouldn’t be Polus without us in it.

What’s a heard of Karen’s called?
– Kunts

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