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Funny jokes in 2025

Need help with volleyball team names
-It probably needs to be PG-13

Kabuto is the name of a pokemon.

Did you hear about the pharmacist who got hit with a bottle of omega 3?
– They are okay, the injuries were superfishoil.

Why are microbiologists always so happy?
– Because they look at the little things in life

How do you make a million dollars in trucking?
– You start with two million dollars.

(Spoilers for Shippuuden) Shino sleeps with his sunglasses (The mission with Team 8 and Naruto),
– and he never takes them off but he must’ve taken them off at least once in his lifetime
– because after the time-skip he’s wearing a different pair of sunglasses which meant that he must’ve TAKEN THE OLD ONES OFF to put the new ones on!!

What do you call it when you don’t want to talk to someone in Minecraft?
-You block them.

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purr-ple!

I started watching football (soccer) because I could see it’s very relevant to my life…
-Little to no goals.

The perfect tag for a wedding of volleyball players should be?
-love at first spike.

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denomintor?
But only a fraction would understand.

Soccer is a strange game.
-It’s a bunch of people running away from their goals.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh?
– By playing pika-boo!

Knock, Knock!

– Who knocks?

– Boo.

– Boo who?

– Why are you crying all of a sudden? Is everything okay?

Hey, are you in Navigation?
– Because I’d love to navigate my way to your heart.

Knock, knock.Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
-No, cows go MOO!

Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
-To get to the other tide!

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