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Funny jokes in 2025

What does the cash-strapped avocado say to his wife?
– “We have no money left, we’ve officially hit guac bottom!”

Why kind of bug is in the FBI?
-A SPY-der.

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala, of course!

Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
– Because they’re dead.

In episode 109, you get a quick glance of Sasuke’s one-room house, it has a bed, a chair and a coffee table.
– A COFFEE TABLE!!!XDDD

Me: *Raids a Minecraft village killing everyone*
– My Grandpa trying to help me with his eternal love and support: “Try napalm, it’ll change your life, trust me.”

Karen enters a store
“M’am, you’re not allowed in unless you wear a mask.

— I have a medical condition that prevents me from wearing a mask !

— I’m really sorry you have a medical condition that prevents you from entering this store, then.”

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits

Ole walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. “Sorry, we don’t sell bottom deodorant” the
pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing.
“But I alvays buy it here”, Ole says. “I bought one last month”.
Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, ” I don’t know what you bought before, may be you can bring in the empty
container next time”. “Sure”, Ole replies. “I’ll bring it vith me tomorrow”
The next day, Ole walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick. “This is just a
normal deodorant”, the pharmacist tells Ole, “You use it under your arms”.
“No, it is not”, Ole answers, “it says so here: To apply, push up bottom”.

Okay Google, what is your voice?
– [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hike.
– Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Iran. 
-Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!

Hey are you in Admin?
– Because admin love with you.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
-Nacho cheese.

I watched a soccer game that ended in a 1-1 draw…
-No 1-1

How do lawyers say goodbye?
-We’ll be suing ya!

It wouldn’t be Polus without us in it.

What’s a heard of Karen’s called?
– Kunts

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