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Funny jokes in 2025

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
-Poke him on.

Why are Germans bad at Among Us?
Because they vent here and vent there.

What is Naruto’s favorite football position?
– Kyuu-bi

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?
– YEEST

What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
-A copycat.

What’s the best smelling insect?
-A deodor-ant.

Boomers: kids these days don’t know what books are.
**Gen Z:** We’re literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
-They work on many levels.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
-A carrot!

How do aliens harvest their crops?
– With tractor beams.

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves.
-Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

If I had six oranges in one hand and four apples in the other hand, what would I have?
-Really big hands!

What do you call something you can serve, but never eat?
– A volleyball.

Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was DEAD.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger,
-by yelling, “Bang!”

Why is a group of Uchihas not called a Sharin-gang?
– Because they were all Sharin-gone.

Where do whiny Fortnite players get dropped in the game?
– Salty Towers!

Okay Google, what is your voice?
– [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.

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