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Funny jokes in 2025

Why is Saturn so rich?
– Because it has lots of rings!

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

Roses are red, But violets aren’t blue,
-They’re purple, you dope, Now go get a clue.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
-Poke him on.

Why are Germans bad at Among Us?
Because they vent here and vent there.

What is Naruto’s favorite football position?
– Kyuu-bi

What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
-A copycat.

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?
– YEEST

What’s the best smelling insect?
-A deodor-ant.

Who directed the movie about Volleyball injuries?
-Spike Lee

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
-Windshield vipers.

What is the fastest way for Minions to get from the first floor to the ground floor?
-By sliding down the banana-ster!

The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
-Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

Where do you learn to make a banana split?
-Sundae school.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
-A carrot!

How do aliens harvest their crops?
– With tractor beams.

If I had six oranges in one hand and four apples in the other hand, what would I have?
-Really big hands!

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