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Funny jokes in 2025

Karen enters a store
“M’am, you’re not allowed in unless you wear a mask.

— I have a medical condition that prevents me from wearing a mask !

— I’m really sorry you have a medical condition that prevents you from entering this store, then.”

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits

Ole walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. “Sorry, we don’t sell bottom deodorant” the
pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing.
“But I alvays buy it here”, Ole says. “I bought one last month”.
Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, ” I don’t know what you bought before, may be you can bring in the empty
container next time”. “Sure”, Ole replies. “I’ll bring it vith me tomorrow”
The next day, Ole walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick. “This is just a
normal deodorant”, the pharmacist tells Ole, “You use it under your arms”.
“No, it is not”, Ole answers, “it says so here: To apply, push up bottom”.

At the marriage retreat, the instructor talked about he importance of knowing what matters to each other.
“For example,” he began, pointing to Ole, “do you know your wife’s favorite flower?”
Ole answered, “Pillsbury All Purpose.”

Never buy Drugs from a volleyball player
-They bump the price up
Set the location
And spike there product

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
-Dam.

What do you get when you put cheese next to some ducks?
-Cheese and quackers.

Yesterday, a volley player got arrested.
-He was suspicious of foul play.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
– Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

Why is Saturn so rich?
– Because it has lots of rings!

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
-Let’s rock!

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?
– Open toad sandals

Roses are red, But violets aren’t blue,
-They’re purple, you dope, Now go get a clue.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
-Poke him on.

Why are Germans bad at Among Us?
Because they vent here and vent there.

What is Naruto’s favorite football position?
– Kyuu-bi

What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
-A copycat.

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?
– YEEST

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