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Funny jokes in 2025

What is Naruto’s favorite football position?
– Kyuu-bi

What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
-A copycat.

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?
– YEEST

What’s the best smelling insect?
-A deodor-ant.

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
-They work on many levels.

Boomers: kids these days don’t know what books are.
**Gen Z:** We’re literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

What does the cash-strapped avocado say to his wife?
– “We have no money left, we’ve officially hit guac bottom!”

What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
-Odor in the court!

Why kind of bug is in the FBI?
-A SPY-der.

Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
– Because they’re dead.

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala, of course!

In episode 109, you get a quick glance of Sasuke’s one-room house, it has a bed, a chair and a coffee table.
– A COFFEE TABLE!!!XDDD

Me: *Raids a Minecraft village killing everyone*
– My Grandpa trying to help me with his eternal love and support: “Try napalm, it’ll change your life, trust me.”

Karen enters a store
“M’am, you’re not allowed in unless you wear a mask.

— I have a medical condition that prevents me from wearing a mask !

— I’m really sorry you have a medical condition that prevents you from entering this store, then.”

How do you make a tissue dance?
-You put a little boogie in it.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits

Ole walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. “Sorry, we don’t sell bottom deodorant” the
pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing.
“But I alvays buy it here”, Ole says. “I bought one last month”.
Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, ” I don’t know what you bought before, may be you can bring in the empty
container next time”. “Sure”, Ole replies. “I’ll bring it vith me tomorrow”
The next day, Ole walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick. “This is just a
normal deodorant”, the pharmacist tells Ole, “You use it under your arms”.
“No, it is not”, Ole answers, “it says so here: To apply, push up bottom”.

At the marriage retreat, the instructor talked about he importance of knowing what matters to each other.
“For example,” he began, pointing to Ole, “do you know your wife’s favorite flower?”
Ole answered, “Pillsbury All Purpose.”

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