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Funny jokes in 2025

What does a baby computer call his father?
– Data!

Why did the softball player get a music deal?
– Her first single was a hit.

Why does Yoda always carry a camera?
– He loves taking Yodagraphs.

Itachi means weasel or skunk.XDDD

What’s Mario’s favorite search engine?
– Yahoo!

What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?
-I choose you.

Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
-It sounds pretty sweet.

“Am I Trapped In The Infinite Tsukuyomi?
– Because You’re Everything I’ve Dreamt Of.”

The language that Minion’s
-speak is called Minionese.

’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now,
-but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

I’m going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security…
…but he probably won’t get it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
-Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

Why is the moon constantly moody?
– She’s just going through a phase.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your soccer ball?
-Time to get a new ball!

I don’t like dairy on my toast
– I prefer it Butterfree.

Why was the math book so sad?
-Because it had so many problmes.

What was the trucker’s excuse when he was late with a shipment of computers?
– “It was a hard drive”

If Shikamaru’s so lazy, why does he bother to tie up his hair in a spiky ponytail every morning?

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