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Oyster jokes in 2025

What do you call an oyster at a car race? A ‘clam-mobile’!

What do you call an oyster who likes to take selfies? Shellfie-obsessed!

Why did the oyster go to the zoo? It wanted to see the ‘clam-monkey’!

Why did the oyster go to the therapist? It had a lot of ‘shell-shock’!

What do you call an oyster at a marathon? A ‘clam-runner’!

Why did the oyster go to the farm? It wanted to see the ‘corn’!

Why did the oyster never leave its house? Because it’s a little ‘shy’!

What do you call an oyster at a karaoke bar? A ‘golden voice’!

What’s an oyster’s favorite type of restaurant? A ‘shellfish bar’!

Why did the oyster go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the ‘clam-coaster’!

What do you call an oyster at a baseball game? A ‘home-clam’!

Why don’t oysters go to school? Because they’re already well ‘schooled’!

Why did the oyster go to the beach? It wanted to ‘shine’ in the sun!

What do you call an oyster that can sing? A ‘clamourous’ diva!

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