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Oyster jokes in 2025

What do you call an oyster at a boxing match? A ‘clam-punch’!

Why did the oyster go to the opera? It loves a good ‘clam’-drama!

Why did the oyster go to the party? Because it heard there will be ‘shellebrations’!

What do you call an oyster at a poker game? A ‘clam card’!

Why did the oyster go to the comedy club? It wanted to ‘crack’ up!

Why did the oyster go to the vineyard? It wanted a ‘clam-wine’!

What do you call an oyster at a disco? A ‘shell-disco’!

What’s an oyster’s favorite type of music? Shell-n-Roll!

Why did the oyster go to the flower shop? It wanted a ‘clam-rose’!

What’s an oyster’s favorite type of movie? A ‘clam-drama’!

What do you call an oyster at a comedy club? A ‘laughing clam’!

Why did the oyster go to the beauty pageant? It wanted to win the ‘crown’!

What do you call a sarcastic oyster? Clamtastic!

What do you call an oyster at a skating rink? A ‘clam-spin’!

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