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Oyster jokes in 2024

What do you call an oyster at a disco? A ‘shell-disco’!

What’s an oyster’s favorite type of music? Shell-n-Roll!

Why did the oyster go to the flower shop? It wanted a ‘clam-rose’!

What’s an oyster’s favorite type of movie? A ‘clam-drama’!

What do you call an oyster at a comedy club? A ‘laughing clam’!

Why did the oyster go to the beauty pageant? It wanted to win the ‘crown’!

What do you call a sarcastic oyster? Clamtastic!

What do you call an oyster at a skating rink? A ‘clam-spin’!

What do you call an oyster that plays basketball? A ‘clam dunk’!

Why did the oyster go to the circus? It wanted to see the ‘clam-juggler’!

What do you call an oyster at a car race? A ‘clam-mobile’!

What do you call an oyster who likes to take selfies? Shellfie-obsessed!

Why did the oyster go to the zoo? It wanted to see the ‘clam-monkey’!

Why did the oyster go to the therapist? It had a lot of ‘shell-shock’!

What do you call an oyster at a marathon? A ‘clam-runner’!

Why did the oyster go to the farm? It wanted to see the ‘corn’!

Why did the oyster never leave its house? Because it’s a little ‘shy’!

What do you call an oyster at a karaoke bar? A ‘golden voice’!

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