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Oyster jokes in 2025

Why did the oyster always get picked first in games? It had the best ‘shells’!

Why did the oyster go to the beauty salon? It wanted a ‘shell’ treatment!

What do you call an oyster at the beach? A sun-‘kissed’ beauty!

Why did the oyster go to the music festival? It wanted to ‘clam’ up!

Why was the oyster always late? It couldn’t get its ‘shells’ together!

What do you call an oyster at a football game? A ‘clam-goal’!

Why was the oyster a great detective? It always ‘clammed’ up the case!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

What do you call an oyster at a rap concert? A ‘clam rapper’!

What do you call a famous oyster? A ‘shell-ebrity’!

Why did the oyster go to the library? It wanted to read ‘sea’ novels!

What do you call an oyster that works at a restaurant? A ‘shell’-ver!

What do you call an oyster that won’t share? A shell-fish!

Why did the oyster go to the coffee shop? It wanted a ‘sea’ latte!

Why do oysters hate when it’s raining? They can’t stand ‘shell-tered’ weather!

What do you call an oyster at a boxing match? A ‘clam-punch’!

Why did the oyster go to the opera? It loves a good ‘clam’-drama!

Why did the oyster go to the party? Because it heard there will be ‘shellebrations’!

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