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Oyster jokes in 2025

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

What do you call an oyster at a rap concert? A ‘clam rapper’!

What do you call a famous oyster? A ‘shell-ebrity’!

Why did the oyster go to the library? It wanted to read ‘sea’ novels!

What do you call an oyster that works at a restaurant? A ‘shell’-ver!

What do you call an oyster that won’t share? A shell-fish!

Why did the oyster go to the coffee shop? It wanted a ‘sea’ latte!

Why do oysters hate when it’s raining? They can’t stand ‘shell-tered’ weather!

What do you call an oyster at a boxing match? A ‘clam-punch’!

Why did the oyster go to the opera? It loves a good ‘clam’-drama!

Why did the oyster go to the party? Because it heard there will be ‘shellebrations’!

What do you call an oyster at a poker game? A ‘clam card’!

Why did the oyster go to the comedy club? It wanted to ‘crack’ up!

Why did the oyster go to the vineyard? It wanted a ‘clam-wine’!

What do you call an oyster at a disco? A ‘shell-disco’!

What’s an oyster’s favorite type of music? Shell-n-Roll!

Why did the oyster go to the flower shop? It wanted a ‘clam-rose’!

What’s an oyster’s favorite type of movie? A ‘clam-drama’!

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