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Oyster jokes in 2025

Why did the oyster go to the farm? It wanted to see the ‘corn’!

Why did the oyster never leave its house? Because it’s a little ‘shy’!

What do you call an oyster at a karaoke bar? A ‘golden voice’!

What’s an oyster’s favorite type of restaurant? A ‘shellfish bar’!

Why did the oyster go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the ‘clam-coaster’!

What do you call an oyster at a baseball game? A ‘home-clam’!

Why don’t oysters go to school? Because they’re already well ‘schooled’!

Why did the oyster go to the beach? It wanted to ‘shine’ in the sun!

What do you call an oyster that can sing? A ‘clamourous’ diva!

Why did the oyster go to the shoe store? It needed some ‘shell’ shoes!

What did the oyster say to the clam at the beach? “Nice ‘mussel’!”

What do you call an oyster at a basketball game? A ‘slam clam’!

Why did the oyster go to the bakery? It wanted some ‘bun’der the sea!

What do you call an oyster that’s a comedian? A ‘laughing clam’!

Why did the oyster always get picked first in games? It had the best ‘shells’!

Why did the oyster go to the beauty salon? It wanted a ‘shell’ treatment!

What do you call an oyster at the beach? A sun-‘kissed’ beauty!

Why did the oyster go to the music festival? It wanted to ‘clam’ up!

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