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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2025

Have you heard about the owl party?
– It was a real hoot.

What did the owl say to the judge?
– I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.

Why did the owl join the dating website?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

Why didn’t the owl tell anyone about his secret stash of shrews?
– He was a shrewd owl who wanted the food owl to himself.

What do you get when you mix owls and oysters together?
– Pearls of wisdom.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?
– A bird that smells, but doesn’t give a hoot.

What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?
– I don’t know.

What do you happen to get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
– A birdie that stinks, but does not give a hoot.

What do you call an owl who’s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
– A bird that doesn’t give a hoot!

What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
– A knight owl.

Why didn’t any of the barn owl’s friends hang out with him anymore?
– He sc-owled all the time.

What did the owl say when he was on Wheel of Fortune?
– I’d like to buy a vowl.

My pet owl will soon turn 180.
– He’s not old, he just has a bad neck.

What do you call an owl get-together?
– A HOO-tenanny.

What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
– A growl.

What do you call a group of medieval night owls that wear armor?
– Knight owls.

What do you call a magical owl?
– HOOOO-Dini!

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