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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2025

What do you happen to get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
– A birdie that stinks, but does not give a hoot.

What do you call an owl who’s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
– A bird that doesn’t give a hoot!

What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
– A knight owl.

Why didn’t any of the barn owl’s friends hang out with him anymore?
– He sc-owled all the time.

What did the owl say when he was on Wheel of Fortune?
– I’d like to buy a vowl.

My pet owl will soon turn 180.
– He’s not old, he just has a bad neck.

What do you call an owl get-together?
– A HOO-tenanny.

What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
– A growl.

What do you call a group of medieval night owls that wear armor?
– Knight owls.

What do you call a magical owl?
– HOOOO-Dini!

The wife and I dressed as Peruvian owls for Halloween.
– We were Inca hoots.

What is an owl’s dream occupation?
– Flight attendant.

Why did the man take his pet owl to the barn party?
– It was free for owl.

What do you call an owl with a low voice?
– A growl!

What’s a barn owl’s favorite Party food?
– Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream!

I was shooting some 8-ball pool with an owl the other day.

Where are the most dangerous owls sent to be punished?
– Owlcatraz.

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