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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2025

What’s the most common form of owl-on-owl attack?
– Fly by hooting.

What is an owl’s favorite board game?
– Guess Who?

What kind of books do owls read?
– Hoo-dunnits.

What did the mother owl say when she noticed her son fixing the car, just like his father?
– Like feather, like son.

What does a highly educated owl say?
– “Whom”.

What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
– Pearls of wisdom.

Why do owls go to the gym?
– Because they’re stare masters.

What do you call an owl escapologist?
– Hoodini.

What did the public call an owl that was caught red-handed stealing someone’s parking spot?
– Spotted owl.

What does an owl need after having a bath?
– A t-owl.

A man goes to the movies and what looks like an owl comes in and sits next to him.

Why won’t you ever find owls courting when it’s raining?
– They find it too wet to woo.

What did the father owl call his son when his son first started boxing classes?
– Muhammed Owlee.

What do you call an owl that does boxing?
– Muhammad OWLEE.

What do you call a magic owl?
– Hoodini.

The owl in my garden told me he was going to go looking for a girlfriend.
– It started raining and half an hour later he was still in the garden.

What did the barn owl say after getting out of the shower?
– Oh man, I forgot to bring a t-owl.

What happened when the owl took a laxative?
– He had an owl movement.

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