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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2025

What do you call a group of medieval night owls that wear armor?
– Knight owls.

What do you call a magical owl?
– HOOOO-Dini!

The wife and I dressed as Peruvian owls for Halloween.
– We were Inca hoots.

What is an owl’s dream occupation?
– Flight attendant.

Why did the man take his pet owl to the barn party?
– It was free for owl.

What do you call an owl with a low voice?
– A growl!

What’s a barn owl’s favorite Party food?
– Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream!

I was shooting some 8-ball pool with an owl the other day.

Where are the most dangerous owls sent to be punished?
– Owlcatraz.

A group of owls decided to form a rock band…
– They’re called The Whoo

What is an owl’s dream occupation?
– Flight attendant.

What’s an owl’s favorite game?
– Beakaboo!

What happens if an owl doesn’t wash?
– It smells fowl.

Why will you always find owls at the rat’s Sunday mass?
– It is a bird of prey.

Owl who?
– Owl be seeing you!

My pet owl will soon turn 180.
– He’s not old, he just has a bad neck.

What did the owl say to the judge?
– I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.

Why did nobody like the spectacled owl?
– Everybody thought he was a know it owl.

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