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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2024

Why were the two owls bonding in prison?
– They were in ca-hoots.

Why do owl babies take after their dad?
– Like feather, like son.

An owl had a sore throat but wasn’t bothered.
– He couldn’t give a hoot.

Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment?
– Owlcatraz.

What do you call an owl that has a really baritone voice?
– A gr-owl.

The wife and I dressed as the iconic Peruvian owls for Halloween.
– We were Inca hoots.

Why did the priest buy an owl?
– Because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

What did the barn owl tell his friend when they made plans to meet the next weekend?
– Owl see you then!

He does a lot of things,
– he’s a jack of owl trades.

Owls who?
– That’s right! Tawny Owls hooo!

Why did the cops bring in a large group of Peruvian owls for questioning?
– They were Inca hoots.

What sits in a tree and says “Hoots mon, hoots mon?”
– A Scottish owl.

What did the owl say to his beloved on their anniversary?
– I think you’re very hootiful.

Two barn owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other:
– “Can you smell fish?”

I’ve just thought of a really funny owl joke,
– but I can’t use it until 2/8/20.

What’s an owl’s favourite drink?
– Hoot beer.

Why didn’t the owl try to woo his lover in the marsh?
– He thought it was too wet to woo.

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