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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2025

Where are the most dangerous owls sent to be punished?
– Owlcatraz.

A group of owls decided to form a rock band…
– They’re called The Whoo

What is an owl’s dream occupation?
– Flight attendant.

What’s an owl’s favorite game?
– Beakaboo!

What happens if an owl doesn’t wash?
– It smells fowl.

Why will you always find owls at the rat’s Sunday mass?
– It is a bird of prey.

Owl who?
– Owl be seeing you!

My pet owl will soon turn 180.
– He’s not old, he just has a bad neck.

What did the owl say to the judge?
– I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.

Why did nobody like the spectacled owl?
– Everybody thought he was a know it owl.

What’s an owl’s favorite drink?
– Hoot beer.

Why did the owl join the dating website?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

When he took his shot he made a foul as his wing brushed against a ball.

What did the owl say when his wife confronted him about eating all the shrews?
– I’m talon you, I didn’t eat them.

There was an 80s song that became famous in the owl community.
– It was called “Hoo Can It Be Now?”

What is a barn owl’s favorite subject at school?
– Owlgebra!

What’s an owlette’s favorite book?
– Horton Hears a Hoot.

What does an owl with an attitude have?
– A scowl.

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