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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2024

Why didn’t the owl college student study for his flying test?
– He wanted to wing it.

When does an owl go “Woof”?
– When it’s learning a new language!

Why don’t owls study for tests?
– They prefer to wing it.

Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?
– They’re allegedly calling themselves the “ca-hoots.”

What does an owl need after having a bath?
– A t-owl.

Why do owls go out to party every Saturday night?
– They love a hoot time.

How far can an owl turn its head?
– Typical answer: 360 degrees!
– Reply: Only once! (Owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in either direction, but not all the way around.)

What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?
– A bird that smells, but doesn’t give a hoot.

Where do owls go to buy their young baby clothes?
– To the owlet malls.

What did the owl say to her husband when he messed up the mushroom dish?
– Why did you shrews to make this mush-shrew-m dish?

Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment?
– Owlcatraz.

What’s the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
– One’s awake in the night, the other’s a wake in the day!

My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
– She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.

Why didn’t the barn owl girl invite her classmates for the Harry Potter marathon?
– She wanted to watch it owlone.

Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
– Because it’s too wet to woo.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Owls.

What does an owl call its beak?
– Whooo nose.

Why do owl babies take after their dad?
– Like feather, like son.

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