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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2025

What do you can an owl who’s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

When does an owl go, “Moooooo!”
– When it’s learning a new language.

What’s an owl’s favorite rock group?
– The Hoo.

Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job?
– It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot.

What’s the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
– One’s awake in the night, the other’s a wake in the day!

What did the owl detective say when he felt something was not adding up in the case?
– I don’t know, something about this case smells fowl.

What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
– Hoodini.

Why didn’t the night owl go to the funeral?
– He wasn’t a mourning person.

What’s the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
– Drive by hooting.

Why don’t owls study for tests?
– They prefer to wing it.

What did the man say when his friend told him to stop mimicking a famous owl?
– Who?

Why do owls never go courting in the rain?
– Because it’s too wet to woo!

What’s an owl’s favorite Beatles song?
– “Owl You Need Is Love.”

What’s an owl’s favorite Beatles song?
– “Owl You Need Is Love.”

Why was the owl’s mother upset with him?
– He was consuming too much micecream.

What happened when the baby owl got a sore throat?
– He didn’t give a hoot.

What is the most common Owl in the UK?
– A ‘TeatOwl.’

What do you call a baby owl swimming?
– A moist-owlette.

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