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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2025

What do you call the loose skin around the vagina?
– An otter

What do you call an otter who has a cold?
– A snotter!

Why did the otter cross the river?
– To get to the otter side.

What did the otter say when he was fed up with moving house?
– I’m otterly bored with all this logging around.

Why did the seal cross the road?

– To get to the otter side.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?
– So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the walrus choose to marry the dolphin?
– Because she was different from all the otters!

I get seals and other aquatic mammals mixed up.
– I really otter know better.

What did Noah say when he realised some animals were missing from the arch?
– We need to wait for the otters.

What did the mother otter say to her son when she found out he had been skipping school?

– You otter be worried about your punishment.

I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
– I otter know better.

Why did the sea otter break up with his girlfriend?
– He wanted to sea otter people.

What did the walrus say to the seal after they had been dating for a few months?
– I think we should sea otters.

2 otters are going on a journey in a van. Who is driving?

– Animal control.

What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito?
– An otter fortune cookie

I got into a tussle while swimming. I got a bit bruised up, but you should see the otter guy!

When type of otter says”moo”?
– One that is learning a new language.

What kind of car does an otter drive?
– A Furrari.

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