Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Otter jokes 🦦 in 2025

I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
– I otter know better.

Why did the sea otter break up with his girlfriend?
– He wanted to sea otter people.

What did the walrus say to the seal after they had been dating for a few months?
– I think we should sea otters.

2 otters are going on a journey in a van. Who is driving?

– Animal control.

What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito?
– An otter fortune cookie

I got into a tussle while swimming. I got a bit bruised up, but you should see the otter guy!

When type of otter says”moo”?
– One that is learning a new language.

What kind of car does an otter drive?
– A Furrari.

What did the the female otter say to her boyfriend when she broke up with him?

– I think we should see otter people.

I once littered in a forest and the only ones that saw me were a group of otters in the nearby river.
– I’ll never forget the look they gave me as that plastic bottle left my hands.
– It was a look of otter disdain.

What did the otter lawyer say to the judge?
– Please let it be written in the log that my client is innocent!

Where do otters keep their money?
– In a riverbank.

What do you say when you see a famous otter?
– “Please can I have your ottergraph?!”

What did the sea turtle say after he had a punch up with an otter?

– “You should see the otter guy”.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
– I think we should sea otter people.

What did the sea otter say to the fish sunning himself on a white towel at the beach?
– What’s up my nigiri?

What type of roads do German otters drive on?
– Otter-bahns.

Where do otters keep all of their prized possessions?

– I a river bank.

Follow us on Facebook