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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2025

What type of car does an otter drive?
– An otter mobile!

It says on the news that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo the other day; it’s still otter chaos!

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
– “I think we should sea otter people.”

What was the Otters favoutire xBox game?

– Grand theft Otter.

A marauding group if small angry marine mammals trashed my house last night.
– They left it an otter shambles i tell ya.

What was the otter’s favorite Adele song?
– Hello from the otter slide!

What do you call a sea otter with an earbud in each ear?
– Anything you want; she can’t hear you.

What do you say when you see a famous otter?
– Please can I have your ottergraph!

Where about do otters go to relax and unwind after a long day?

– In the otter tub.

What did the girl otter say to her boyfriend?
– I think we’re drifting apart. Maybe we should see otter people!

An otter was ripping out his hair in frustration.
– He was sent to Hogwarts, because he was Hair-rip otter.

What type of cars do otters most like driving?
– Furraris.

What kind of car does an otter drive?
– A Furrari.

Why did the zookeeper let the dog into the water enclosure?
– Because it played well with otters.

Two little otter siblings got into a fight. One of them hit the other.
– The one that got hurt ran to his mama, crying. After comforting him, she gave him some advice. Son, sometimes you have to turn the otter cheek!

What advice did the seal give to the beaver?

– Always be kind to otters

Why did the otter go “woof woof”?

– It was learning a new language.

How does an otter get into an honest business?
– Usually through the skylight.

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