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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2025

What did the otter lawyer say to the judge?
– Please let it be written in the log that my client is innocent!

Where do otters keep their money?
– In a riverbank.

What do you say when you see a famous otter?
– “Please can I have your ottergraph?!”

What did the sea turtle say after he had a punch up with an otter?

– “You should see the otter guy”.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
– I think we should sea otter people.

What did the sea otter say to the fish sunning himself on a white towel at the beach?
– What’s up my nigiri?

What type of roads do German otters drive on?
– Otter-bahns.

Where do otters keep all of their prized possessions?

– I a river bank.

How do you save a drowning otter?
– Take your foot of its head

I got invited to a wedding at a zoo. I was told that I could bring a plus one, but I didn’t check the box. I don’t have a significant otter.

What happened when the girl’s friend convinced her that certain aquatic mammals don’t exist?
– She was left in otter disbelief.

What do you call a kids’ book about otters?
– Harry Otter.

Did you hear about the otter who could talk to ghosts?

– He was in touch with the otter side.

What do you call a blind otter?
– I don’t know, but it’s definitely not a See Otter!

The other day, I called the zoo to ask the zookeeper how the otter pups were doing.
– They’re doing great she replied. They’re coming along swimmingly!

What does a shaved otter look like?
– Odder.

What type of animals are best at flying planes?
– Otter pilots.

I got invited to my friends wedding which was being held at the local aquarium.

– I just went along by myself as I don’t have a significant otter.

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