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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2025

I got invited to a wedding at a zoo. I was told that I could bring a plus one, but I didn’t check the box. I don’t have a significant otter.

What happened when the girl’s friend convinced her that certain aquatic mammals don’t exist?
– She was left in otter disbelief.

What do you call a kids’ book about otters?
– Harry Otter.

Did you hear about the otter who could talk to ghosts?

– He was in touch with the otter side.

What do you call a blind otter?
– I don’t know, but it’s definitely not a See Otter!

The other day, I called the zoo to ask the zookeeper how the otter pups were doing.
– They’re doing great she replied. They’re coming along swimmingly!

What does a shaved otter look like?
– Odder.

What type of animals are best at flying planes?
– Otter pilots.

I got invited to my friends wedding which was being held at the local aquarium.

– I just went along by myself as I don’t have a significant otter.

Beaver curry
A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.

– Canadian: “Have you ever tried beaver curry?”

– Englishman: “Beaver curry,!?”

– Canadian: ” Yeah, it’s like normal curry, but just a bit otter.”

You know, Pokemon are ODDISH!!!
– But sea mammals are OTTER!!!!

What do you call a sea otter with a carrot in each ear?
– Anything you want, she can’t hear you.

What is an otters favourite fast car?

– A Furrari Testerotter. It really is a dream otter-mobile

Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle?
– Yes he’s a rabid fan.

Where do otters keep their cash?
– In the riverbank!

Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?
– It was otter chaos!

Why do otters swim on their backs?
– To keep their nuts dry.

What was the Otters favourite 90s alternative rock song?

– Alanis Morrisette – You Otter Know

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