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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2024

What did the principal say to the two otters in his office?
– “You otter be ashamed of yourselves.”

Who did the otter bring to the wedding as his plus one?
– His significant otter.

What did the romantic male otter refer to his wife as?

– His otter half

My girlfriend convinced me that certain aquatic mammals don’t exist right before she broke up with me.
– She left me in otter disbelief.

Did you hear about the beaver who went to the bar but forgot his wallet because he’d just shape-shifted from another water mammal?
– He says to the bartender “I must’ve left it in my otter pants.”

What do you call a sea otter that can pick up an elephant?
– Sir.

Why was the otter ripping its hair out sent to Hogwarts?
– They recognized him as Hair-rip Otter!

What do you call the loose skin around the vagina?
– An otter

What do you call an otter who has a cold?
– A snotter!

Why did the otter cross the river?
– To get to the otter side.

What did the otter say when he was fed up with moving house?
– I’m otterly bored with all this logging around.

Why did the seal cross the road?

– To get to the otter side.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?
– So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the walrus choose to marry the dolphin?
– Because she was different from all the otters!

I get seals and other aquatic mammals mixed up.
– I really otter know better.

What did Noah say when he realised some animals were missing from the arch?
– We need to wait for the otters.

What did the mother otter say to her son when she found out he had been skipping school?

– You otter be worried about your punishment.

I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
– I otter know better.

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