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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2025

Why did the otter cross the road?

– To show the possums that the impossible could be done.

Why did the young otter decide to join NASA?
– She wanted to go to otter space!

What did the otter say to her boyfriend?
– “I feel like we’re drifting apart… maybe it’s time to see otter people.”

What does an Otter have that no other animal has?

– Otter parts.

I used to have 2 pets, but one sadly drowned
– One couldn’t swim, the otter could.

Why did the otter join NASA?
– She wanted to get to otter space.

What did the grape say when the otter stood on it?
– Nothing; it just let out a little wine.

What do you call an otter who just got new glasses?
– A see otter!

What does an otter look like after it has shaved its fur off?
– Odder.

What is the name of the famous book about a wizard otter?
– Harry Otter.

What would you rather be: a polar bear or a little otter?
– A little (h)otter.

What is an otters favourite sandwich spread for their bread?

– Otterly Butterly

What do you call a sea otter with mushrooms in both ears?
– Anything you want… she can’t hear you!

What is the best animal to be on a cold day?
– A little otter.

Why did the seal cross the road to the zoo?
– To get to the otter slide.

Did you hear about the otter that snuck onto a Nasa rocket?

– He was trying to get to otter space.

What do you drive in a river?
– An otter-mobile.

An otter was busy moving, but got very tired and sat down to rest.
– He said: I’m otterly bored of logging all of this around!

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