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Otter jokes 🦦 in 2025

Why did the otter cross the road?

– To show the possums that the impossible could be done.

Why did the young otter decide to join NASA?
– She wanted to go to otter space!

What did the otter say to her boyfriend?
– “I feel like we’re drifting apart… maybe it’s time to see otter people.”

What does an Otter have that no other animal has?

– Otter parts.

I used to have 2 pets, but one sadly drowned
– One couldn’t swim, the otter could.

Why did the otter join NASA?
– She wanted to get to otter space.

What did the grape say when the otter stood on it?
– Nothing; it just let out a little wine.

What do you call an otter who just got new glasses?
– A see otter!

What does an otter look like after it has shaved its fur off?
– Odder.

Where do otters come from?
– Otter Space.

What did the otter say to the judge?
– “Put it on the log that my otterney told me to plead innocent.”

I always get badgers, beavers, seals and otters confused with each other.

– I otter know better.

Why did the otter cross the road?
– To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What type of bathtub do otters like to relax in?
– An otter tub!

I got invited to a wedding at the zoo but I didn’t take a plus one as I don’t have a significant otter.

What do otters have on their toast?
– Otterly butterly.

Who did the otter phone up when he got arrested?

– His Otterney.

I’m going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
– by making you an otter you can’t defuse.

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