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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

What happens when you rub two oranges together?
– You get Pulp Friction.

What did the lime say to the grapefruit?
– Orange you glad you’re not a lemon?

Why was the orange sad when he found out he was missing a piece?
– Because his segment a lot to him.

Why was the orange blushing?
– Because he walked in on the salad dressing!

Why do oranges see so well?
– Because they know to keep their eyes peeled.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!

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