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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

What do you call a punctual orange who is always on time everywhere?
– A clockwork orange.

Why couldn’t the orange dance at the talent show when his partner didn’t show up?
– Because it takes two to tang-o.

Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
– It went out on a limb.

What do oranges like to listen to?
– Musical com-peel-ations.

Why did the orange say no when her parents came to her with a marriage proposal?
– Because she was against orange-d marriages.

Bitter late than never.

Why do oranges do well on tests?
– They know how to concentrate.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
– This was because citrus-ted him!

What happened when Orange, Apple, and Banana went on a picnic?
– They had a fruit-ful day.

Fruity is only skin deep.

Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
– Because it takes two to “tang-o.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

What did the orange do the night before his exam?
– He g-rind-ded through the entire syllabus so that he was prepared for the examination!

After the orange failed his exam, why shouldn’t the orange father scold his son by telling him about how well the apple had scored in the same exam?
– This is because one should never compare apples to oranges!

Why do oranges wear sunblock?
– Because they peel.

Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
– She was the zest in class.

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