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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

What did the orange say to its Environmental Science teacher?
– “Climate change isn’t peel!”

What do you get when you stir orange soda with a stick?
– A “fanta-stick” combination.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

What would you get when you mix an orange-flavored soda and a twig?
– A fanta-stick combination!

Why was the orange so impatient this whole time?
– Because it did not like to wait and C.

I’m scared I’m turning orange. Hopefully, it’s just a pigment of my imagination!

What did the orange do the night before the exam?
– He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Why was the orange always on the edge?
– Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.

Why did the orange dress up as a clown?
– Because it wanted to become a zester.

It’s all about the peel good factor.

Why did the orange cry?
– Someone hurt its peelings.

What did one orange say to the other orange?
– Do you speak Mandarin?

What happened when the orange was peeled?
– It lost its rind!

How did the orange father console the orange mother after their daughter orange couldn’t crack the g-rind-ing entrance test?
– He said, “It is alright, citries her best!”

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
– It ran out of juice.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!

Why do oranges have amazing eyesight?
– They keep their eyes peeled!

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