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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

Why did the orange dress up as a clown?
– Because it wanted to become a zester.

It’s all about the peel good factor.

Why did the orange cry?
– Someone hurt its peelings.

What did one orange say to the other orange?
– Do you speak Mandarin?

What happened when the orange was peeled?
– It lost its rind!

How did the orange father console the orange mother after their daughter orange couldn’t crack the g-rind-ing entrance test?
– He said, “It is alright, citries her best!”

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
– It ran out of juice.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!

Why do oranges have amazing eyesight?
– They keep their eyes peeled!

What did the orange vigilante say after beating up the bad oranges?
– Juice-tice will prevail!

Help me orange things around here.

Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
– He kept peeling out.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.

Why did the orange want the entire world to drown in orange juice?
– Because it was his Fanta-sea.

Why was the orange crying in his room today?
– Because someone hurts its peelings.

I give this orange the peel of approval.

What happens when you rub two oranges together?
– You get Pulp Friction.

What did the lime say to the grapefruit?
– Orange you glad you’re not a lemon?

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