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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

What did the orange say to its Environmental Science teacher?
– “Climate change isn’t peel!”

What do you get when you stir orange soda with a stick?
– A “fanta-stick” combination.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

What would you get when you mix an orange-flavored soda and a twig?
– A fanta-stick combination!

Why was the orange so impatient this whole time?
– Because it did not like to wait and C.

I’m scared I’m turning orange. Hopefully, it’s just a pigment of my imagination!

What did the orange do the night before the exam?
– He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.

What did one orange say to the other orange?
– Do you speak Mandarin?

Why was the orange always on the edge?
– Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.

Why did the orange dress up as a clown?
– Because it wanted to become a zester.

It’s all about the peel good factor.

Why did the orange cry?
– Someone hurt its peelings.

What happened when the orange was peeled?
– It lost its rind!

How did the orange father console the orange mother after their daughter orange couldn’t crack the g-rind-ing entrance test?
– He said, “It is alright, citries her best!”

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
– It ran out of juice.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.

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