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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m kind of a big peel.

Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
– Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

Why are oranges wholesome fruits?
– Because they have that peel good factor in them!

What happens when you put a bad orange in shawarma?
– It turns into sour-ma!

Can you peel the love tonight?

What rhymes with orange?
– No, it doesn’t.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

Why did the orange jump down from the bridge?
– Because it had nerves of peel.

Why did the orange always dream of a world filled with Vitamin C?
– This was because it was its Fanta-C!

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda.
– It turned out to be a “fanta-sea.”

Why did the orange refuse her parents’ insistence that she get engaged?
– She was against orange-d marriages.

Why did the orange get prescription glasses?
– Because it was lacking Vitamin See.

What is a Vampire’s favorite fruit?
– Blood orange.

Better late than navel.

Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
– He was planted with a seed of doubt.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

What happens when two oranges who hated each other are locked in the same room?
– There was pulp-able tension in the room.

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