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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

Rinders keepers!

Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
– It was a boom-orange.

What do you get if you cross an orange with a mouse?
– A pipsqueak

What did the orange do for fun?
– Orange go-kart.

What did the orange joke about with his friends?
– His daily g-rind at work.

Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
– Because it’s a sub-lime spot.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.

Why did the orange get into a car crash?
– Because it wasn’t keeping its eyes peeled on the road.

Why did the orange react so late to being on fire?
– It couldn’t peel the burn!

Peel the burn.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
– A blood orange.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Which role in the Star Wars movie was the orange cast for?
– Emperor Pulpatine.

Why couldn’t the blind man find his orange?
– Because it wasn’t tangy-ble.

What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
– All heck broke juice.

Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
– Emperor Pulpatine.

What does an orange do when it takes a test?
– It concentrates!

How do you know the orange was bullied?
– Because it was beaten to a pulp.

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