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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

Mind your own squeezewax!

Did you hear about the orange boxer?
– He got beaten to a pulp.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween?!

Why was the orange selected as the valedictorian?
– Because he was the zest in class.

Why did the orange get insurance?
– Zest in case.

How do oranges communicate with one another?
– They speak in Mandarin.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!

What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
– They peeled the deal.

What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
– Fanta Claus.

The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.”

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five

What happens when two oranges collide?
– They get en-tang-led!

What did the old orange see before it died?
– The grim ripe-r.

You’re my zest friend.

Why are oranges so observant?
– They’re full of vitamin “see.”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Why did the orange have a sad Halloween this year?
– Because he was all zest up and had nowhere to go.

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