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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

Why did the orange refuse her parents’ insistence that she get engaged?
– She was against orange-d marriages.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

Why did the orange get prescription glasses?
– Because it was lacking Vitamin See.

What is a Vampire’s favorite fruit?
– Blood orange.

Better late than navel.

Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
– He was planted with a seed of doubt.

How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?
– Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don’t get orange juice, it’s a walrus.

What happens when two oranges who hated each other are locked in the same room?
– There was pulp-able tension in the room.

Why was the orange sent to rehab?
– Because it was a peel popper.

Back to the daily grind.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot.

What does an orange listen to?
– Music com-peel-ations.

What did the orange say after being tortured by another orange?
– “You’re gonna burn in a pith of fire”!

Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
– It couldn’t handle the pressure.

What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
– Fanta Claus.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up

Why was the orange depressed?
– Because nobody could peel his pain.

Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
– To do a random act of rindness.

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