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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2025

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five

What happens when two oranges collide?
– They get en-tang-led!

What did the old orange see before it died?
– The grim ripe-r.

You’re my zest friend.

Why are oranges so observant?
– They’re full of vitamin “see.”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Why did the orange have a sad Halloween this year?
– Because he was all zest up and had nowhere to go.

What did the orange say to its Environmental Science teacher?
– “Climate change isn’t peel!”

What do you get when you stir orange soda with a stick?
– A “fanta-stick” combination.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

What would you get when you mix an orange-flavored soda and a twig?
– A fanta-stick combination!

Why was the orange so impatient this whole time?
– Because it did not like to wait and C.

I’m scared I’m turning orange. Hopefully, it’s just a pigment of my imagination!

What did the orange do the night before the exam?
– He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Why was the orange always on the edge?
– Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.

Why did the orange dress up as a clown?
– Because it wanted to become a zester.

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