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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2025

Why was red in awe of orange?
– Because orange blue green.

How often should you put an orange slice in your beer?
– Once, in a Blue Moon.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange who?
Orange you glad I lost the election?

Why did the orange dress up as a clown?
– Because it wanted to become a zester.

How do you get blood from an Orange?
– Tell Trump he lost the election.

What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn’t!

I checked the last time this was posted was 3 months ago!

Btw it’s my cakeday 🙂

How do oranges communicate with each other?
– They speak in Mandarin.

What happened when the orange was peeled?
– It lost its rind!

How did the orange father console the orange mother after their daughter orange couldn’t crack the g-rind-ing entrance test?
– He said, “It is alright, citries her best!”

Doctor, I’m worried about my son. He spends all day measuring imaginary bottles of orange soda.
– Don’t worry ma’am, it’s normal for boys his age to spend their time fantasising.

Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
They have appeal

Why do oranges have amazing eyesight?
– They keep their eyes peeled!

What did the orange vigilante say after beating up the bad oranges?
– Juice-tice will prevail!

My first job was working at an orange factory
– But I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.

I went to the grocery store today to buy some oranges and couldn’t find any that i wanted
none of them looked appealing

pls be nice, i thought of this in the shower 🙂

Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet
Because they’re violetors.

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