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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2025

Doctor, I’m worried about my son. He spends all day measuring imaginary bottles of orange soda.
– Don’t worry ma’am, it’s normal for boys his age to spend their time fantasising.

Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
They have appeal

Why do oranges have amazing eyesight?
– They keep their eyes peeled!

What did the orange vigilante say after beating up the bad oranges?
– Juice-tice will prevail!

My first job was working at an orange factory
– But I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.

I went to the grocery store today to buy some oranges and couldn’t find any that i wanted
none of them looked appealing

pls be nice, i thought of this in the shower 🙂

Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet
Because they’re violetors.

Why did the orange want the entire world to drown in orange juice?
– Because it was his Fanta-sea.

Why was the orange crying in his room today?
– Because someone hurts its peelings.

Comparing the number of Instagram hashtags for #apple and #orange
– really is apples and oranges

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange.
Come right in, Mr. Trump.

Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
– It couldn’t handle the pressure.

Why was the orange sad when he found out he was missing a piece?
– Because his segment a lot to him.

Why was the orange blushing?
– Because he walked in on the salad dressing!

What’s fat, orange and that everyone avoids?
– A traffic cone.

*what did you expect?*

What type of orange juice do people with ADHD have trouble drinking?
Concentrate!

What happens when oranges get into a fight?
– Things get juicy!

How did the orange come back to life after dying?
– It made a peel with the devil.

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