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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2025

Why did the orange get dressed to go to the gala party?
– Because it found it a-peel-ing.

Why did the orange say no when her parents came to her with a marriage proposal?
– Because she was against orange-d marriages.

I couldn’t believe it either- it’s un-peel-ievable!

I always thought that Steve Jobs would make a better president than Donald Trump
– but then I realized that I’m comparing apples to oranges

What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common?
Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.

Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
– This was because citrus-ted him!

What happened when Orange, Apple, and Banana went on a picnic?
– They had a fruit-ful day.

I told a bedtime story to an orange once.
– I call that pulp fiction.

What does orange juice and my dad have in common?
They both slap harder when mixed with alcohol.

What did the orange do the night before his exam?
– He g-rind-ded through the entire syllabus so that he was prepared for the examination!

After the orange failed his exam, why shouldn’t the orange father scold his son by telling him about how well the apple had scored in the same exam?
– This is because one should never compare apples to oranges!

What’s Orange and Lies Constantly?
– A rotting clementine, but I like where your head’s at.

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice
a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..

What happens when you rub two oranges against each other?
– You get Pulp Friction.

What did the orange say when he was complimented on his looks?
– “Surely, you must be telling this in zest”!

What is orange, about 70 years old, has caused enormous damage to the environment, and is a great embarrassment to the US?
– Agent orange, duh.

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange.
– Come right in, Mr. Trump.

I had a dream I was floating in a sea of Orange bliss.
Too bad it was only a fanta sea.

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