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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2025

Why are oranges wholesome fruits?
– Because they have that peel good factor in them!

What happens when you put a bad orange in shawarma?
– It turns into sour-ma!

I have more oranges than I have apples
– And you thought that I can’t compare apples and oranges…

I glued a bunch of orange sodas together in the shape of a stick.. It’s amazing.. It’s tremendous.. It’s…
Fanta-Stick

Why did the orange jump down from the bridge?
– Because it had nerves of peel.

Why did the orange always dream of a world filled with Vitamin C?
– This was because it was its Fanta-C!

Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
– Cause it ran out of juice.

Doctor says I have to stop eating the skin of oranges
That was a bitter peel to swallow

Why did the orange get prescription glasses?
– Because it was lacking Vitamin See.

What is a Vampire’s favorite fruit?
– Blood orange.

An orange is in a supermarket
The security guard comes over to him and asks “what are you doing?”
– The orange replies “nothing, just looking round”

A guy told me, “Nothing rhymes with orange.”
So I replied, “No it doesn’t.”

Can you all please stop hating on Pepsi, Coke, and Orange Crush?
Seriously, it’s soda pressing.

What happens when two oranges who hated each other are locked in the same room?
– There was pulp-able tension in the room.

Why was the orange sent to rehab?
– Because it was a peel popper.

I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing.
– Because he’s orange and Nothing rhymes with orange.

What is the difference between a Peach and a Orange?
You can’t imorange a Peach but you can impeach an Orange.

What does an orange listen to?
– Music com-peel-ations.

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