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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2025

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
– Because they can concentrate.

What did the doctor tell the orange during the physiotherapy?
– He said, “Concentrate!”

Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet
– Because they’re violetors.

In Soviet Union a Screwdriver is not Orange Juice with Vodka…
It’s Vodka with Orange Juice

(Jokester’s Note: Russian Vodka is the best in the world regarding to taste, which inspired me to make this joke, love y’all(as far as a westerner goes))

What did the germaphobe orange hate the most?
– Being squeezed at.

Why was the little boy staring at the orange juice carton?
– Because it said “concentrate”!

Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
– They have appeal

Doctor, I’m worried about my son. He spends all day measuring imaginary bottles of orange soda.
Don’t worry ma’am, it’s normal for boys his age to spend their time fantasising.

What are oranges served in prison?
– Three square peels a day.

What did the orange do for its friend’s birthday party?
– It made all the orange-ments!

Did you know that airplanes black boxes are actually orange?
– What? I thought they were boxes!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot

How do you get blood from an Orange?
Tell Trump he lost the election.

How did the orange come back after it was chucked in the garbage?
– Because it was a boom-orange.

What happened to the orange after he got depressed?
– He fell into a pith of despair.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange who?
– Orange you glad I lost the election?

What is an orange pith?
It’s what you get when you drink too much orange jooth.

Why was the orange selected as the valedictorian?
– Because he was the zest in class.

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