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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2024

Why did the orange get prescription glasses?
– Because it was lacking Vitamin See.

What is a Vampire’s favorite fruit?
– Blood orange.

An orange is in a supermarket
The security guard comes over to him and asks “what are you doing?”
– The orange replies “nothing, just looking round”

A guy told me, “Nothing rhymes with orange.”
So I replied, “No it doesn’t.”

Can you all please stop hating on Pepsi, Coke, and Orange Crush?
Seriously, it’s soda pressing.

What happens when two oranges who hated each other are locked in the same room?
– There was pulp-able tension in the room.

Why was the orange sent to rehab?
– Because it was a peel popper.

I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing.
– Because he’s orange and Nothing rhymes with orange.

What is the difference between a Peach and a Orange?
You can’t imorange a Peach but you can impeach an Orange.

What does an orange listen to?
– Music com-peel-ations.

What did the orange say after being tortured by another orange?
– “You’re gonna burn in a pith of fire”!

What type of orange juice do people with ADHD have trouble drinking?
– Concentrate!

What’s fat, orange and that everyone avoids?
A traffic cone.

*what did you expect?*

Why was the orange depressed?
– Because nobody could peel his pain.

Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
– To do a random act of rindness.

If you say “gullible” slowly enough, it actually sounds like”oranges”
– Give it a try

I found I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.
My doctor explained that it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars , but I really think it’s the Vodka

Comparing the number of Instagram hashtags for #apple and #orange
really is apples and oranges

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