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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2025

What’s fat, orange and that everyone avoids?
– A traffic cone.

*what did you expect?*

What type of orange juice do people with ADHD have trouble drinking?
Concentrate!

What happens when oranges get into a fight?
– Things get juicy!

How did the orange come back to life after dying?
– It made a peel with the devil.

The girl I like really loves orange soda. Sadly, she’s way out of my league.
– Is this a Crush, or just a Fanta-sy?

Did you hear about the astronaut whose request to bring an orange on the space shuttle was declined?
It was a fruitless Endeavor

I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing.
– Because he’s orange and Nothing rhymes with orange.

Why did the orange fail in his exams?
– Because of a lack of concentration.

Why did the half orange miss his kid’s birthday?
– Because he wasn’t a-round.

Can you all please stop hating on Pepsi, Coke, and Orange Crush?
– Seriously, it’s soda pressing.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’

How did the orange get into an easy group at the Olympics?
– Because it was well seeded.

What did the orange do for fun?
– Orange go-kart.

What did the orange joke about with his friends?
– His daily g-rind at work.

Doctor says I have to stop eating the skin of oranges
– That was a bitter peel to swallow

Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
Cause it ran out of juice.

Why did the orange get into a car crash?
– Because it wasn’t keeping its eyes peeled on the road.

Why did the orange react so late to being on fire?
– It couldn’t peel the burn!

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