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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2025

Why was the orange always on the edge?
– Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.

Why was the orange selected as the valedictorian?
– Because he was the zest in class.

Why did the orange get insurance?
– Zest in case.

I finally figured out why Donald Trump is orange.
– He lives in a Fanta Sea.

My friend said to me “what rimes with orange?”
And I said “No it doesn’t.”.

What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
– They peeled the deal.

What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
– Fanta Claus.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot! 🙂

My baby girl came up with this and most of the laughter just comes from her ecstatic joy of saying it.

What did the orange say to the door?
Mind if I squeeze in?

Written by my 4 year old daughter and I think it is hilarious.

My grandfather survived agent orange during the Vietnam war. My great grandfather survived mustard gas in WWII.
I come from a line of seasoned veterans.

What happens when two oranges collide?
– They get en-tang-led!

What did the old orange see before it died?
– The grim ripe-r.

My grandfather survived agent orange during the Vietnam war. My great grandfather survived mustard gas in WWII.
– I come from a line of seasoned veterans.

If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest…
…Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?

What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
– All hell broke juice!

Why did the orange have a sad Halloween this year?
– Because he was all zest up and had nowhere to go.

What did the orange say to its Environmental Science teacher?
– “Climate change isn’t peel!”

My friend said to me “what rimes with orange?”
– And I said “No it doesn’t.”.

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