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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2025

Why was the orange always on the edge?
– Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.

How did the orange get into an easy group at the Olympics?
– Because it was well seeded.

What did the orange do for fun?
– Orange go-kart.

What did the orange joke about with his friends?
– His daily g-rind at work.

Doctor says I have to stop eating the skin of oranges
– That was a bitter peel to swallow

Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
Cause it ran out of juice.

Why did the orange get into a car crash?
– Because it wasn’t keeping its eyes peeled on the road.

Why did the orange react so late to being on fire?
– It couldn’t peel the burn!

Plant scientists have used genetic engineering to create a new variety of orange.
– The novel navel.

This just in: A Burger King employee in Kalispell, Montana was arrested today after being caught putting vodka in the orange Hi-C.
Local police say it was the first reported case of a Flathead screwdriver.

Which role in the Star Wars movie was the orange cast for?
– Emperor Pulpatine.

Why couldn’t the blind man find his orange?
– Because it wasn’t tangy-ble.

I had a dream I was floating in a sea of Orange bliss.
– Too bad it was only a fanta sea.

I always thought that Steve Jobs would make a better president than Donald Trump
but then I realized that I’m comparing apples to oranges

How do you know the orange was bullied?
– Because it was beaten to a pulp.

What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
– The zest is yet to come!

What did the orange say on meeting his long lost brother?
– Orange you glad to see me?!

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice
– a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..

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