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Onion jokes 🧅 in 2025

How do you make an onion laugh? You tickle its roots.

What do you call an onion that’s always grumpy? A “peeling” onion.

Why did the onion go to the forest? It wanted to “peel” the fresh air.

What do you call an onion that’s always traveling? A “globe-trotting” onion.

Why did the onion become an actor? It wanted to “peel” some drama.

Why did the onion go to the gym? It wanted to get “peeling” fit.

How do you make an onion feel comfortable? You give it a “peeling” pillow.

Why did the onion go to the doctor? It was “onion-sick.”

How do you make an onion feel loved? You give it a “peeling” embrace.

What do you call an onion that’s always happy? A “smiling” onion.

How do you make an onion feel important? You give it a “royal” title, like Onion King or Queen.

What do you call an onion that’s always late? A “tardy” onion.

What do you call an onion that’s always on the phone? A “ringing” onion.

Why did the onion become a chef? It wanted to “peel” some recipes.

What do you call an onion that’s always dancing? A “root-tutin” onion.

Why did the onion go to the movie theater? It wanted to see a “tear-jerker.”

How do you make an onion feel adventurous? You take it on a “peeling” hike.

Why did the onion go to the beach? It wanted to “peel” the ocean breeze.

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