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Onion jokes 🧅 in 2025

Why did the onion become a superhero? It wanted to fight “crying” crime.

How do you make an onion feel successful? You give it a “peeling” business plan.

Why did the onion go to the gym? It wanted to get “tear-ripped.”

How do you make an onion feel important? You give it a “peeling” medal.

What do you call an onion that’s always lost? A “peel-less” onion.

How do you make an onion feel loved? You give it a “peeling” kiss.

What do you call an onion that’s always complaining? A “moaning” onion.

What do you call an onion that’s always singing? A “harmonizing” onion.

Why did the onion go to the doctor? It had a “peeling” problem.

What do you call an onion that’s always lying? A “peeling” onion.

Why did the onion go to the moon? It wanted to see the “space-ters.”

How do you make an onion feel fashionable? You give it a “peeling” designer outfit.

Why did the onion become a detective? It wanted to “peel” back the layers of a mystery.

How do you make an onion feel creative? You give it a “peeling” craft project.

How do you make an onion feel creative? You give it a “peeling” art project.

What do you call an onion that’s always worried? A “panic-peel.”

How do you make an onion laugh? You tickle its roots.

What do you call an onion that’s always grumpy? A “peeling” onion.

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