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One liner jokes in 2025

I told him to be himself,
-that was pretty mean I guess.

A termite walks into the bar and asks,
-“Is the bar tender here?”

I can’t wait till Sunday,
-I’m gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece…

It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as…
-wild dogs.

Any married person should forget their mistakes.
-No use two people remembering the same thing.

I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he’s a compulsive liar,
-but I don’t believe him.

Just burned 2,000 calories.
-That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

The people voting for the Oscars are so old.
-I haven’t seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.

It became so cold in New York last night…
-that it forced the flashers to describe themselves to people.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
-I had to put my foot down.

My father is schizophrenia,
-but he’s good people.

I ate a clock yesterday.
-It was very time-consuming.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
-We’ll see about that.

I have an inferiority complex,
-but it’s not a very good one.

Does my wife think I’m a control freak?
-I haven’t decided yet.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather…
-Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It started off badly,
-but by the end I really liked it…

I have the world’s largest collection of seashells,
-you may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.

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