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Ole and Lena jokes in 2025

Ole tells Sven, “I’ve been in love with the same woman for 25 years now Sven.”
Sven replies, “Ole that’s vunderful!”
Ole gets a serious look before he replies, “Sven, if my wife Lena finds out, she’ll kill me.”

Lena: “Ole I had a dream. I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Ole: “Ya I had da same dream and I saw your dad paying da bill.”

Ole’s neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, “Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third
grade. Is dat becuss I’m Norvegian?”
“No,” said Sven, “It’s because you’re NINETEEN.”

Ole is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff’s deputies there. He asks if
there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
Ole says, “Sure.” and shows him a picture of his wife, Lena.
The sheriff says, “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
Ole says, ” I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”

Ole and Lena have six children. As a joke, Ole began to call his Lena “mother of six” rather than by her first name.
Lena is amused at first. But a few years down the road, she grows tired of it. “Mother of six,” Ole would say, “what’s for
dinner tonight? Get me a beer!” Lena gets very frustrated.
Finally, while attending a party with her, Ole jokingly yells out, “Mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”
Lena immediately shouts back, “I’ll be right with you, father of four!”

Ole realizes that it’s lunchtime, little Ole is getting very hungry, and Lena is in the shower. So he pokes his head in to ask,
“Lena, vat should I feed little Ole for lunch?”
“That’s up to you,” replied Lena. “There’s all kinds of food. Why don’t you pretend I’m not home?!”
A few minutes later Lena’s cell phone rang and she hops out of the shower to answer it.
“Yeah, hi honey, dis is Ole, vat should I feed little Ole for lunch?”

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