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Octopus Jokes 🐙 in 2025

What has eight legs and turns into a truck?…
– Octopus Prime

What sound does an octopus make?…
– a squid word.

What do you call a relaxed octopus?
– A calm-ari!

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?…
– He got inked up.

How do you know the bathroom is in use when your are at an octopus party?…
– The sign on the door says “Octopied.”

If octopuses have twins…
– Does that make them “i-tentical”

How many tentacles does an octopus have?
– Ten! (In reality, it’s eight, but the joke is that they have ten-tacles)

How do you make an octopus laugh?…
– You give it ten-tickles.

What does the doctor say to an octopus who needs to lose weight?…
– You need to go on a low-crab diet!

Why did the octopus blush?
– Because he saw the bottom of the ocean!

How do you know if a squid has swallowed a clock?
– You hear a tick tock-topus sound!

What do you call a relaxed octopus?…
– A calm-ari!

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?…
– Octopied.

Where does an octopus sleep?…
– On the seabed!

What does the octopus have on its toast?
– Ocean current jam!

Why did the octopus blush?…
– He saw the bottom of the ocean.

What does the octopus have on its toast?
– Ocean current jam!

What is a play on words among sea creatures?…
– Octopuns.

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