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Octopus Jokes 🐙 in 2025

What do you call a group of squid?
– A squad!

I saw a singing octopus once, in the choral reef.

What do u get when you cross a farm laborer with an octopus?…
– The best darn apple picker you’ve ever seen.

Why do octopuses love camping?…
– They sleep in tent-icles!

How does a squid propose to its sweetheart?
– “Will you cala-marry me?”

Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?…
– Captain Squid.

What looks like half an octopus? …
– The other half!

I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus…
– I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus.
– The waiter said: “It takes four hours.”I asked why?
– He said: “It keeps turning off the gas!”

How much tickles do it take for an octopus to laugh?
– Ten tickles…..

– I’ll go back to studying now

Why did the octopus cross the reef?
– To get to the other tide!

What do you get when you cross an Octopus and a Babboon?
– A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and a cessation of research funding.

What did the octopus say to the other?…
– Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

Why did the octopus have to leave the party?…
– It pulled a mussel dancing!

How do little fish get to school?
– They take the octo-bus!

What is an octopus’s favourite item of clothing?
– The sock-topus!

How did the octopus go to the war?…
– Well armed.

Why is the octopus such a good cook?…
– Because he’s a chef-alopod!

What’s an octopus’s favorite number?…
– 3.14, octo-pi!

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