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Octopus Jokes 🐙 in 2025

How do you know if an octopus is alive?…
– You check its octo-pulse!

Why is an octopus always positive?…
– Because it always sees the octo-plus side of things!

What do you call a creature with the head of a shark, some claws, the body of a dolphin and the tentacles of an octopus?
– A crab-omination!

What do you call an octopus musician?…
– A rocktopus.

What breed of cat has eight legs and loves to swim?…
– An octo-pussy cat!

How do you call an octopus who plays guitar?…
– A rock-topus!

What is the biggest danger for a baby octopus?
– Squid-nappers!

Saw an octopus dancing at the marine disco.
– It pulled a mussel.

What has eight legs and turns into a truck?…
– Octopus Prime

What sound does an octopus make?…
– a squid word.

What do you call a relaxed octopus?
– A calm-ari!

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?…
– He got inked up.

How do you know the bathroom is in use when your are at an octopus party?…
– The sign on the door says “Octopied.”

If octopuses have twins…
– Does that make them “i-tentical”

How many tentacles does an octopus have?
– Ten! (In reality, it’s eight, but the joke is that they have ten-tacles)

How do you make an octopus laugh?…
– You give it ten-tickles.

What does the doctor say to an octopus who needs to lose weight?…
– You need to go on a low-crab diet!

Why did the octopus blush?
– Because he saw the bottom of the ocean!

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