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Octopus Jokes 🐙 in 2025

What’s a squid’s favourite pudding?
– Octo-pie!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– … Ten tickles.

What’s a squid’s favourite pudding?
– Octo-pie

What do you call an octopus with 2 arms?…
– A Platypus

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
– I don’t know, but it sure can pick strawberries.

What do you call a flying octopus?
– An octocopter!

What do octopus knights wear?…
– A coat of arms

What do you call good characteristics of an octopus?…
– It’s octo-pluses.

What type of keyboard does an octopus use?
– SQWERTY

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten-tickles!

What’s an octopus’s favourite number?
– 3.14, octo-pi!

Where do female sea creatures keep their money?…
– In their octopurse.

What did the octopus use to make jelly? …
– From ocean currants.

What sea creatures say hello sixteen times?…
– Two octopuses shaking hands!

What do humans and octopus have in common?
– Two sets of forearms (or four arms, in the case of the octopus!)

An octopus went off to war It’s a good thing that he was well-armed.

Who held the baby octopus for a ransom?…
– Squidnappers.

What do you call an octopus who thinks the glass if always half full?…
– An octomist.

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