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Octopus Jokes 🐙 in 2025

How does a squid propose to its sweetheart?…
– “Will you cala-marry me?”

How do you call an octopus who plays guitar?
– A rock-topus!

Why is the octopus always bored?
– Because he never finds anything interest-ink!

I asked how much the creature that looked like an ill octopus cost and what it was.
– The chap said “Sick squid.”

What is a gathering of octopus called?…
– Octoposse.

Where does an octopus go to sing?…
– The choral reef!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink
– Tentickles

What does the doctor say to an octopus who needs to lose weight?
– You need to go on a low-crab diet!

What do you call 8 x 3.14?
– … Octopi. (Pi Day Jokes)

Why did the octopus cross the road?…
– To get to the other TIDE!!!

What do you call an affectionate octopus?
– A cuddle fish

What is an octopus’s favourite band?
– Ink Floyd!

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?…
– Itenticle.

When are all octopuses born?…
– October!

What do you call an octopus with no tentacles?…
– Bob

Where does an octopus keep its money?
– In its octo-purse!

When are all octopus born?
– In Octo-ber!

What sort of fish operates on sick octopuses?
– A sturgeon.

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