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October jokes in 2025

People say “Time flies when you’re having fun.”
– Nobody’s had any fun this year, and it’s already October.

October 1st: International Coffee Day: Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?…
– Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes)

What is a tree’s least favorite month?…
– Sep-timber! (September Jokes)

halloween joke
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender. “That’s when I knew, she was the one.”

I used to not believe in climate change
– But around October I started supporting global warming

October 12th Top 10 Columbus Day Jokes: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?…
– They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party and saw her across the room. Standing there tall and gorgeous next to her friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender. “That’s when I knew, she was the one.”

October 10th was such a great day
10/10

Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.
October through May, then June through September.

After the COVID-19 pandemic winds down, we should honor truck drivers with a national holiday on October 4th.
– A big 10-4, if you will.

I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

Apparently I was supposed to wait until October 31st to dress up like a ghost.
Guess I spook too soon.

Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?
… Doc Ock from Spiderman!

What did one leaf say to another?…
– I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)

I can’t believe it’s already October 35th
– I am NOT looking forward to No Nut November

Canadian visits friend in the states
Canadian: “How is it 30 degrees here in October?”

Friend: “The real question is, how is it 30 degrees THERE in October?”

What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…
– BOO jeans.

What is the longest name in the world?

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