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October jokes in 2025

I can’t believe it’s already October 35th
– I am NOT looking forward to No Nut November

Canadian visits friend in the states
Canadian: “How is it 30 degrees here in October?”

Friend: “The real question is, how is it 30 degrees THERE in October?”

What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…
– BOO jeans.

What is the longest name in the world?

On the the 31st of October…
A group of friends were playing with an Ouija board in the attic of one of their houses. They lit 4 candles around the board and placed their hands on the planchet.

One of them asks: “Oh spirit of the board, how will I die?”
Silence followed…

Another asks: “Oh spirit of the board, what is my future?”
Silence followed again…

Another asks: “Oh spirit of the board, are you there?”
Suddenly all 4 candles blow out at the same time and the planchet starts to move at an alarming rate

“S…O…R…R…Y…

…THE SPIRIT OF THE OUIJA BOARD IS ON HALLOWEEN’S BREAK, PLEASE TRY AGAIN TOMORROW, THANK YOU”

September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died.
October: Hold my beer

Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream!

How do you get onlyfans for free after October?
– Use Instagram

October is Eczema awareness month.
So I’m raising money by selling scratch off lottery tickets.

Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?
… Rock- tobe

Why do trees hate tests?
— Because they get stumped by the questions. (180 School Jokes)

I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.
– I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

A man meets a Native American with flawless memory…
When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most.
He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one.

Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, “What did you eat on October 18, 1987?” The Chief replies “Eggs”.

He leaves the Chief and goes home. A year later he meets the Chief again. Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says “How” and the Chief says, “Scrambled!”

October 12th: National Farmers Day Farming Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?…
– Straw-berries!

I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!
– It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.

Me: I have cheated once
Wife: me too

Me: 1st april…

Wife: 8th october

A Sliced Dairy Product
There was once a man named Ani. Ani was a long-time comedian. He had been running both a YouTube and a Twitter account for an entire decade, and did stand-up in bars and comedy clubs. Everywhere he went, he was showered with praise for his originality and dedication. On one 17th of August, however, he made a tweet saying:

“Has anyone been to Majin?”

Ani was known to tweet daily. After this tweet, however, he stopped. Not only did he stop tweeting, though, but he stopped posting YouTube videos and doing stand-up. Anything he did relating to comedy ceased.

Silently, however, he had started up a YouTube channel under the name of “mashin659.” On it he posted original cartoons, all of which most would say fell under the comedy genre. It took several years for people to realize this was actually Ani. People suspected it was him due to the name of the channel. Later on Ani had posted a video hinting at him being behind it. His fans who accidentally stumbled upon the channel took this as a confirmation.

Ani essentially ghosted his Twitter fans. He still browsed Twitter, but stopped doing anything that would show he was active. Naturally, with his following, he had amassed numerous notifications. On October 16th, he decided to check them.

Nothing of interest showed up until he scrolled down around 49 times. Once he hit the 49 mark, he saw a tweet by Joaquin Phoneix himself. Joaquin tweeted Ani two questions:

“Has your inactivity on social media been all a joke? Wait, what’s your last name?”

Ani replied with a picture of cheese, and said:
“The cheese describes my name. It is not a part of it.”

October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes: Top 10 Taco Jokes: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long?
– No, it will be round!

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