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October jokes in 2025

After Hunt for Red October came out, my family moved from Moscow to San Francisco, where I became a fan of the 49ers with Steve Young as Quarterback
– I would have liked to have seen Montana.

Overheard in line for a movie…
Theater employee: “That’s an R-rated movie. When’s your birthday?”

Teenage boy: “October 12th.”

Employee: “What year?”

Boy: “Every year.”

October 10th World Mental Health Day Top 10 Psychology Jokes: Why did the donut start going to therapy?…
– It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!

Last October, I was walking through the cemetery.
I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft Halloween monster themed mac and cheese…

It was the mac.

It was the monster mac.

the monster mac

was in the graveyard trash.

Thanks mom for this more obscure one

To be sure to not miss any of the Russian dialog in the movie,Hunt for Red October.
– Make sure the SUB titles are turned on

Somebody needs to wake up Green Day
It’s October 1st

October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes! What did one mole say to the other?…
– We make great chemistry together.

I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.

People say “Time flies when you’re having fun.”
– Nobody’s had any fun this year, and it’s already October.

October 1st: International Coffee Day: Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?…
– Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes)

What is a tree’s least favorite month?…
– Sep-timber! (September Jokes)

halloween joke
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender. “That’s when I knew, she was the one.”

I used to not believe in climate change
– But around October I started supporting global warming

October 12th Top 10 Columbus Day Jokes: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?…
– They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party and saw her across the room. Standing there tall and gorgeous next to her friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender. “That’s when I knew, she was the one.”

October 10th was such a great day
10/10

Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.
October through May, then June through September.

After the COVID-19 pandemic winds down, we should honor truck drivers with a national holiday on October 4th.
– A big 10-4, if you will.

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